pumpkin & chuck

remember the debate? a looooong time ago? about whether to get a cat. or a dog.

it has been resolved. :)

we got a kitten! ahhhhhhhhhhh yes. her name is pumpkin and she is by farr the most adorable thing in this whole universe. she has a weird habit though, of sucking clothes. doesn't that sound gross? it is. whatever. shes 3 weeks old, a domestic shorthair, and tricolour! apparently only females can be tricolour. interestingg..

ahhaha i was reading the kittens for dummies book, and guess how you tell if a cat is a girl or guy? you look at their anus. the girls anus resembles the letter 'i' and the guys' looks like a colon ':'

is it immature for me to find that amusing?? oh wells. so thats the 'pumpkin' bit. the CHUCK bit, im coming to that ;)

you know chuck norris right. the guy who does the roundhouse kick? well because of his tough guy image, people have been making 'facts' about him since 2005. they are pretty hilarious. eg:

“Chuck Norris does not read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.”
“If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.”
“If you spell ‘Chuck Norris’ in scrabble, you win. Forever.”

those are some of my favourites. (: if you want to read the rest? type 'chuck norris facts' on google web search then press the i'm feeling lucky button. haha today really is the festival of immaturity.